Kid Pan Alley: Music
Worst Haircut of My Life (Patrick Co, VA)
(Kid Pan Alley- Paul Reisler & Will Hopkins demo)
by Paul Reisler w/ tom Acousti and Ms. Shor's 4th grade, Hardin-reynolds Elementary School, Patrick Co, VA
Some folks have a hairdo, I've got a hair don't. A very funny song.
when I woke up it was sticking straight up
and i looked just like a nut.... case
it was a hair nightmare, it stuck out everywhere
the worst haircut of my life
they called me macaroni head
helmet hair and goofball
hopeless, helpless, ugly hair
makes me wish that I was bald
so i wore a hat, instead
i wore a hat, to cover my head
i kept it on, even in bed
the worst haircut of my life
she cut it so short, i took her to court
but they just threw out my... case
i had a hair nightmare, but the judge didn't care
‘bout the worst haircut of my life
fuzzy, fizzy purple hair
would make a poodle run
so maybe I'll just shave it off
this nightmare's just begun
so i wear a hat, instead
i wear a hat, to cover my head
i keep it on, even in bed
the worst haircut of my life
the worst haircut of my life
the worst haircut of my life