Kid Pan Alley: Music

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On the 1st day of gettin’ hurt, My true love gave to me
A Dear John letter; She didn’t love me anymore.

On the second day of gettin’ hurt, My true love gave to me
Two out of tune pianos, And Tiny Tim’s symphony
Oooh ,Ooo, ooh, ooo, oooh

On the third day of gettin’ hurt, My true love gave to me
A red three wheeler , That she ran all over me.

On the fourth day of gettin’ hurt, My true love gave to me
Four flat tires, On my blue Chevy.
Oooh ,Ooo, ooh, ooo, oooh

On the fifth day of gettin’ hurt, My true love gave to me
Five fingers across my face, And then I couldn’t see.

Five golden stings,
Four flat tires,
Three tread marks,
Two out of tune pianos,
And a Dear John letter for me.

On the sixth day of gettin’ hurt, My true love gave to me,
Six broken pencils, And a hive full of angry bees

On the seventh day of gettin’ hurt, My true love gave to me,
Seven years of bad luck, And a ton of toe cheese.
P Oooh, P Oooh, Poo, Poo

On the eighth day of gettin’ hurt, My true love gave to me,
Eight cats a scratchin’, A room full of fleas

On the ninth day of gettin’ hurt, My true love gave to me,
Nine baseball players, That were striking out at me.
Oooh ,Ooo, ooh, ooo, oooh

On the tenth day of gettin’ hurt, My true love gave to me,
Ten millimeters times ten centipedes
Ten centipedes
Nine baseball players
Eight itchy cats
Seven years bad luck
And a hive full of really angry bees
Five golden stings,
Four flat tires,
Three tread marks,
Two out of tune pianos,
And a Dear John letter for me.

On the eleventh day of gettin’ hurt, My true love gave to me,
A box of Hershey kisses, Sayin’ she still loved me.
Oooh ,Ooo, ooh, ooo, oooh

On the twelfth day of gettin’ hurt, My true love came to me,
I told her to take a hike, and thanks for the misery.
Oooh ,Ooo, ooh, ooo, oooh
Oooh ,Ooo, ooh, ooo, oooh